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Crita bodoh sblm tdr

Posted by xpress1on on September 27, 2009

Ad 3 anak mæn ptak umpet nmny Bego,Sopan santun,& Mati!! Si Bego yg jga.Si Bego nemuin Sopan Santun d kmr mndi..!!Si Bego nyari Mati k tngh jLn,tb2 ad truk hmpr mo nbrak Bego..Sopir truk ngmg”Eh,u Bego y?”,kt Bego”iy Bang Sy Bego..”,kt Sopir “u cr Mati y?”,kt Bego”iy Bang”.Sopir nny lg “Sopan Santun u dmn?”.Kt Bego “d kmr mandi Bang,ya udh Sy cr Mati dlu y Bang”..Sopir berpkr dlm hati,sbnrny yg gila gue ato ank tuh sih??ha3…

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SUAMI:Ma,klo papa marah2,koq mama tdk prnh membls marah. Apa rhsianya smp mama bs nahan diri? ISTRI: mama melampiaskan dng bersiin toilet.. SUAMI:apa hub.nya bersiin toilet dng melampiaskan marah? ISTRI: mama bersiin toilet dng sikat gigi papa…
huahahaha ;p

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Seorg pastur dkejar” harimau smp d tepi jurang.
Akhirny ia pasrah kpd Tuhan,lalu mmejamkn mata smbl bdoa.
Stlh 10 mnt,dia heran kok g dmkn” ?
ia membuka matany,,trnyt si harimau ada dsblhny jg sdg bdoa..
Pastur: Hai, rupanya km ikut brdoa brsama sy?
Harimau: iy,doa dL sblm makan. wkwk..

(from: Melany)

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